Index Arts & Entertainment Humor Results 1 - 10 of 521 Timothy Ward IS Hotter Than You Author : Timothy Ward Inspiration for the articles I write does not always come instantly. That's why I spend hours upon hours each day surfing the internet and visiting various websites. This may sound like time wasted or goofing off but I assure you that I am working. While some writers find that long walks or exercise help them to invoke the muse, I've found that cruising along through cyberspace with no particular place to go helps to stimulate that corner of my b... | Read more... 5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job Author : Timothy Ward Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at defying the inevitable. I stare 'The Inevitable' in the face and call him dirty names. I say, if you want to stop working, STOP WORKING; I'll even give you 5 reasons why you should. 1. If you stop working you'll have more time to devote to reading my ar... | Read more... How NOT to handle bad breath Author : Kingston Amadan We've all been there. You round the corner to your cubical ready to start the day's work when you are suddenly accosted by the familiar stench of a co-worker's bad breath. "Here we go again...", you think. "Another 'H'-filled tirade that won't ever permeate my ears because I'm too busy trying to keep it from permeating my nose." "So anywahhhhy," continues your co-worker, "Hhhhank Hhhhenshhhhaaw from Hhhhuman Reshhhhourcess told me ouhhhh... | Read more... Diary Complaints Author : John Sammon My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being personal. But out of a corner of my eye, on the diary page, I saw my name. I couldn't help reading. "I can't let John's negativity get to me," the diary read. What do ya' mean, negative? I thought. I'm not negative. Sure, I complain a l... | Read more... Bathroom Palacial Author : John Sammon I had to play a joke on the maid at a hotel where I was staying. You know that little paper wrapper they place over the toilet seat, that thin paper band that is supposed to convince you that the facility is clean. You normally take the paper band off and throw it away when you go to use the john. Instead, I saved mine and each morning before leaving the room slipped it back on the toilet seat, giving the impression I never used it. After day ... | Read more... Gone Fishing For Trivia Author : Deanna Mascle 1. We all know that fish travel in schools, but do you know some other plural fishey names? A. Clutch B. Shoal C. Draft D. Wave E. All of the above F. None of the above G. B and C G. B and C TBD: It should have been wave though, don't you think? 2. Can you name the phobia that means a fear of fish? A. Ichthyophobia B. Limnophobia C. Entomophobia D. Pantophobia A. Ichthyophobia TBD: If you have a fear of lakes you suffer from... | Read more... Bat Ejection Techniques – Country Survival Course #27 Author : Nola L. Kelsey People lie! They lie about the bliss of rural relocation. They lie about the size of fish they catch. They lie about being there for you. But, mostly, they lie about bats! Such a silly thing, yet no one can admit the ugly truth. “Bats only come into your house. It never happens to me,” friends say. Liars! Evidence to the contrary exists. Bat visitations have occurred regularly in all three of my country homes. Each was a different style house,... | Read more... The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz Author : Timothy Ward Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in comparision to the examination that I just failed. Failing those test may have minor repurcussions like never making it into college and therefore being forced to work at fast food resturants well into you 40's. That's nothing. I just flunked a quiz that could scar me for life. This morning I was doing my usual morning... | Read more... 3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices Author : Timothy Ward I have heard the rumblings of many of you in Readerland about the recent spike in gasoline prices. In fact it's all I seem to hear about lately. But at least it keeps you from rumbling about the infrequency of my columns and articles. Nonetheless, I have decided to try to help you get through this crisis by generously providing: 3 Ways to Combat Rising Gas Prices! 1. Don't Drive Your Car This is, of course, the most obvious solution. If you... | Read more... Chicken Rearing 101 – How Not to Raise Chickens Author : Nola L. Kelsey Chick: A hatchling Capon: A castrated male used for meat. (How much could that yield?) Pullet: A female chicken under one year old. Hen: A female chicken over one year of age Rooster: A male chicken over one year of age. Raising Chickens for the first time can be intimidating. When I first called the Feed Shop, I was trying to sound like a pro. I asked, “Do you sell pullets?” “Yes”, the man replied. “Are they all females?” It’s b... | Read more... << Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>     [ Back ] Top AlphaContent 2.5.4 © 42 - visualclinic.fr

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