Index Arts & Entertainment Humor Results 61 - 70 of 521 Proof Tax Laws Faulty: 9 Out Of 10 Americans Set To Declare Bankruptcy Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com As the distribution of wealth in America becomes increasingly skewed toward the wealthiest 7% or so of the population, where we find more and more resplendently bedecked billionaires, the income of the other 93% of the populace continues to go the way of wealthiest. The growing destitution of this significant segment of the population has now become so acute that the majority of Americans are all set to declare bankruptcy. Appropriately con... | Read more... Nightclub For Baby Boomes Raided; Patrons Nabbed For Dropping Antacid Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com A trendy new nightclub that caters to baby boomers who find themselves unexpectedly single was raided by police last night. Acting on a tip from a twenty-something couple who entered the hotspot by accident, police were able to determine that many of the partying patrons were dropping antacid. The owner, who was taken away in cuffs, claimed, “I had no idea some of the customers were dropping that stuff. But somehow they were smuggling it past ... | Read more... Hillary Clinton To Become Republican Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com Hillary Clinton, long famously popular among Democrats but obsessively excoriated by Republicans, has decided to turn the tables on her opponents by becoming one of them. In an interview, Senator Clinton told us, “There’s an old political axiom that you never spend any time trying to get the votes you already have. So I decided I didn’t have to spend anymore time as a Democrat. Since I would very likely not get even one Republican vote by cont... | Read more... Government Study Shows Decrease In Buying Power Of Dollar; Now Equal To Penny Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com The U. S. Department of Treasury has done a reevaluation of the currency and determined that the buying-power of the dollar bill is now the exact equivalent of what the buying power of a penny once was. As a result, it appears that the long-endangered penny has finally met its meltdown. The study also revealed that the future of other traditional pieces of the currency is in question. Government economists reason that, since the dollar i... | Read more... Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft Products; Denies Monopolistic Intent Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com Microsoft announced today that its new Vista operating system would support only products made by Microsoft. The announcement immediately set off a tsunami of furious responses from all the other software companies and a renewed sharp eye from regulatory authorities. The company effusively denied that the move is in any way indicative of monopolistic practices. Microsoft CEO, Steven Ballmer, known to insiders from competing companies as ... | Read more... Pope to Rule On Condoms And AIDS; May Consult People With Hands-On Experience Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com Pope Benedict, taking an unexpected and courageous step, has asked for recommendations from fellow ecclesiastics about whether or not a couple, in which one member has AIDS, may use condoms for the prevention of disease. We assume, however, for the greater glorification of the Church, that neither he nor his advisers are at the expert level when it comes to either topic under consideration. As a result, we think the Pope would wisely bring ... | Read more... America To Sue Rest Of World For Ungrateful Behavior Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com America, which has sacrificed the lives of its citizens and its material plentitude more selflessly than any other nation in history to come to the assistance of other countries, noted the astonishingly heated negative commentary about it emanating from virtually every corner of the globe and has decided to sue the rest of the world on the grounds of ungrateful behavior. The President said, “You can’t just go out there and sacrifice your sons ... | Read more... Infant Author Accused Of Plaigarism; Copied Sounds In Nursery Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com A newborn infant, who showed unusual promise in the hospital nursery in the modulation of her of coos and cries and was immediately swept from her mother’s arms to Harvard University, has now been disgraced as a mere plagiarist. It seems that the infant, commissioned to write an original succession of coos and cries by a wily book packager, had listened, intentionally or not, to the coos and cries of her fellow newborns during her brief stay a... | Read more... JazzFest In New Orleans Kicks Off Without Jazz Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com The Jazzfest in New Orleans, intended to revive the sodden spirits of the land of legendary jazz greats, went off, oddly enough, with comparatively little jazz. There was, in conspicuous unlikelihood, Bruce Springsteen, who did manage a soulful rendition of When the Saints Go Marching In. Also on hand was the legendary jazz performer Elvis Costello. While all the misplaced rockers do come as a wakeup call to the people who expect the Jazzfest ... | Read more... Time To Bring Pete Rose Home Author : Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com Poor Pete Rose, the tireless slugger who the execs of the game kicked out because he was caught bet-handed. How many hears must the remorseful soul twist on the rack of their self-righteous protection of the reputation of the sport? Is it not past time to have mercy on the once-mistaken Pete, The Gambler, and make a redemptive place for the extraordinary accomplishments of Pete, The Player? So we do wish the commissioner of baseball would c... | Read more... << Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>     [ Back ] Top AlphaContent 2.5.4 © 42 - visualclinic.fr

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